Sunday 8 May 2011

3. Dont believe the hype. Everyone will have 'slept' with your boyfriend/girlfriend.

If you are one of those people with a group of brain dead friends who specialise in playing broken telephone at the rumour mill then wise up and dump them before you catch wind of their 'he said, she said' bullshit. If you stick around long enough you'll hear stories of your partners infidelity. Below is a list of possible options that you can you can chose in case the rumors reach your ear.
    1. ask your partner about it first (higly recomended)
    2. play ignorant (use as required)
    3. slap the biach who whispered it in your ear. (best option, works 9/10 times + alleviates stress)

Dont believe the hype. It leads to lots of trouble for the most important people in the relationship.

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